There's a humongous, professionally printed banner hanging on the side of a construction/design business on my bus ride home. It lists the "handyman services" that the business provides, and the list goes as follows (with one task they seem particularly emphatic about including): Carpentry, painting, drywall, framing, fences, tile, decks, and drywall.
Maybe they put it on there twice because they're REALLY good at it, but it has taken nearly every ounce of restraint in my body NOT to call them up and ask if they do drywall.
It reminds me of the "5 D's" of dodgeball: Dodge, dip, duck, dive, and ... dodge.
Once again, a big thank you to the lazy editors of the world. You do amuse me so!