The best snippets of bus conversations (from people on their phones) in the last few weeks:
"You need to call up them peoples and they'll find you a dif-ernt day at a dif-ernt time. I don't know what to tell you, homegirl. It's a fuckin' dentist office."
"No, you got problems cuz that money be burnin' a hole in your pocket. You ain't gotta spend it all right away. Lakisha. Lakisha. Laki. . . listen, bitch! . . . What forms did you have to fill out? You shoulda talked to me, I might coulda helped you with that."
"I was like, fuck yo birthday! You gon' have lots more of 'em."
"What was it called? Twat? . . . oh, Twilight. I seen the first one, but I ain't never got into it. Cuz that bitch almost died an' shit. I cain't have that. If you gon' die, just die, don't do it halfway. It's a motherfuckin' movie, ain't no one gonna care."