Horoscopes / by Courtney Mehlhaff

You will attempt to read a book tonight, but the words will refuse to come into focus. Then you will reach up and remove the blindfold you forgot to untie after your latest game of Erotic Marco Polo.

Go out and take on the world!  There is nothing holding you back!  Except for the restraining straps, which are still attached from the last time you went out, mistakenly trying to take *OVER* the world.

You will have a very good night or a very bad night.  Either way, it will involve handcuffs.