My sister, mom, and I once found ourselves discussing the best possible title for a television show about a drunk and a midget who fight crime.
Hey, it could work.
After a couple minutes, I suggested "Shorty and the Barfly." I thought this was a pretty good off-the-cuff idea ... until my mom topped me in the very next second.
Without missing a beat, she said, "How about Shrimp Cocktail?"
Hollywood, here we come!