Unintentionally Bootylicious / by Courtney Mehlhaff

So this random dude walked by and complimented my ass while I waited at the bus stop yesterday.

"How you doin', you fine, booty (untelligible) thang?"

I'm not quite sure what the specifics were, but it was definitely something booty-related.

"How you doin'?"

When I finally realized he was talking to me, I turned around, laughing.

"I'm fine," I replied.

"Yeah, that's right, you sexy young woman."

And then, as I stepped on the bus, he shouted, "You just made my day!"

Ditto, sir.  Ditto.