So this random dude walked by and complimented my ass while I waited at the bus stop yesterday.
"How you doin', you fine, booty (untelligible) thang?"
I'm not quite sure what the specifics were, but it was definitely something booty-related.
"How you doin'?"
When I finally realized he was talking to me, I turned around, laughing.
"I'm fine," I replied.
"Yeah, that's right, you sexy young woman."
And then, as I stepped on the bus, he shouted, "You just made my day!"
Ditto, sir. Ditto.