Outside the Lines / by Courtney Mehlhaff

Last night I went to Culver's to get dessert with a friend. While waiting in line for my frozen custard, I happened to look over at some coloring contest entries hanging on the wall. It struck me that there was a considerable amount of attitude on display in addition to mad Crayola skills. Check out how the "Age" blank was filled in on three of them:

Fair enough, Lauren.

You know what happens when you assume, don't you, Sydney?

Nicki, I'm calling your parents.