Special Delivery / by Courtney Mehlhaff

This past Sunday, I was reminded of a Mother's Day several years ago, when my sister and I sent our mom a bouquet of beautiful flowers with a particularly heartfelt and rhyming note. 

It read, simply:

"To our mother, our friend, our very best pal . . . thanks for shooting us out your birth canal."

Feel free to use this sentiment in the future if it accurately captures your hilarious relationship with your mother as well.

I'd have given anything to see the workers at the florist write it on the card.